God bless the Guardian Australia and the First Dog on the Moon for this hilarious post.
You can also now follow Randy von Quadbike on Twitter @randyvonquad so you know when the next fascist routing of people doing no harm to anyone will happen – Adelaide you’re next!
Doesn’t the AFP know a lockdown on Melbourne would just require an embargo on coffee – then you’ll have the population in the palm of your hand begging you to send them back to WHERE THEY CAME FROM. (Ancestrally that would mean me going back to County Cork, Ireland I guess.)
I’m not writing this blog under a pseudonym for nothing guys – this is one helluva scary town